ellarochellelegaspiflores


Call me nikki or ella, both are fine with me. I'm a proud filipina living in Singapore. EIGHTEEN. I talk coffee, music, photography and art. LOVE ME FOR IT.

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Stupid audience would read this stupid post.

Helicopter
- When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
- The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.

FDS assignment? Check.
OC powerpoint presentation? Be patient, dudes. It's on the way.
Read Vitruvius Book III? Screw you, chapter five.
BDC workbook? Fuck it.
ONOW community service? Double Fuck it.

I'm obviously not ready to go back to school. Huahuahua. I'm asshole's specially ready to get screwed by Venkat on Tuesday. Damn. -.-

Oh, AMEN to Micheal J's nose.
~ xoxo