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Monday, June 29, 2009
I'm against the NIKKISK combo.
Meet stupid, excited, disgusted, and i-am-not-that-stupid-to-believe-you,-stupid. HAHAHA.
Turns out, there's a school worse than NYP. RP! 30 cases of H1N1? I think the government should start posting signs around Singapore for these people:
"Don't be stupid. BREATHE SAFELY."
or
"It should be Bernard's fault. Screw him."
Mwahaha.
So, it was the first day of school. Two words: SUCK ASS. I think Ontography is a hobby for those drugees in rehab. Atleast, it made me feel like I was mentally-ill.
Rule #1: You can't think.
Rule #2:
Rule #3: Your face must be atmost an inch away from your face.
Rule #4: You can't close your eyes.
Rule #5: You have to draw like you have all the time in the world (eg, 10 seconds per cm).
Rule #6: The uglier it is, the better.
Apparently, that's called
For dinner, I ate LJS Combo, home-made tacos, and a slice of my sister's molten chocolate cake with two scoops of vanilla icecream.
Fuck, here goes mister brownie. BYE!
11:55 PM
Sunday, June 28, 2009
The first post he said he'll read. HAHA.
School's gonna start tomorrow.
Fuck the world.
This is not fair, dude. NYP's resuming their normal lessons not till the 6th of July. Why ah, whyyyyyyyy? It's not our fault you people are infected. Don't screw us. Screw the people who exhaled in your air.
Kay, stop. Think positive.
SP has Pizza Hut. NYP doesnt.
SP has Subway. NYP doesnt.
SP has the mrt directly connected to the school. NYP doesnt.
SP doesn't have exams. NYP does.
SP rocks balls. NYP doesnt.
HAHAHAHA. Kay, enough. June might stuff me with vegetables in my mouth and kill me.
Ooooooooh, we ate at Chili's for dinner! Their mozarella sticks was oh-so orgasmiccccc (yes, ebrahim. O-R-G-A-S-M-I-C). Dessert? Fuck, HEAVEN. Chili's was my favourite restaurant back in Phil, and now it's here in Sing-ah-poh! It's located in Tanglin Mall. Yeh know, at Tanglin Road? HAHAHA. Kay, now I'm just being stupid.
PS, the sabotaged picture of my fucken maid FTW.
10:20 PM
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Yeh, I'm pissed off. DUH.
Yeh wanna know what my maid is?
She's a blood-sucking mother fucker bitchy bitch who has no purpose to live but to fucken eat all the fucken food in my house and fucken stuff it in her ginormous fucken ass.
Anyone who wants to to marry her, call me. I would gladly let you take her away.
WTF, WOMAN? You always get me into trouble. And whenever I attempt to get you into trouble, you fucken burn all the food you serve me. FUCK YOU. Fuck your ugly ass boyfriend. Fuck yourself.
Kay, I've done enough fucking.
FUCK YOU. For you, it's never enough. Fuck, go and kill yourself. Just remember to call me when you decide to do it. I wanna watch you, and I wanna be there when you take your last fucken breathe. Fuck.
11:59 PM
Friday, June 26, 2009
Stupid audience would read this stupid post.
HelicopterFDS assignment? Check.
- When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
- The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.
OC powerpoint presentation? Be patient, dudes. It's on the way.
Read Vitruvius Book III? Screw you, chapter five.
BDC workbook? Fuck it.
ONOW community service? Double Fuck it.
I'm obviously not ready to go back to school. Huahuahua. I'm asshole's specially ready to get screwed by Venkat on Tuesday. Damn. -.-
Oh, AMEN to Micheal J's nose.
~ xoxo
11:59 PM
Monday, June 22, 2009
When the time to party comes, we roll.
After all the breakdowns and headaches, last night's barbeque turned out to be a success! WOOHOO! It feels great to have arranged such a fun night. I'm awesome, I know.
There were many problems that came up at the very last fucken minute, but we were lucky to be able to pull it through. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED OUT. Geez, I know I was the organizer, but I couldn't have done this without all of your sexy help. :D
IT WAS DEFINITELY A NIGHT TO REMEMBER. :]
1:44 AM
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
It's not ALWAYS bad to brag. :D
Biggest news of all,
I'M AN OFFICIAL OWNER OF A CANON EOS 1000D!
Finally owning a DSLR feels so effin gooooooood. I asked for this as my graduation gift last January, but my mom had problems with the cost of the camera. So I had to wait till she get the buckeroos. THANK GOD FOR THE PC SHOW. The price of the camera went down to a thousand bucks (about a few hundred dollars cheaper)! CHEESE. :D
I'M AN OFFICIAL OWNER OF A CANON EOS 1000D!
Finally owning a DSLR feels so effin gooooooood. I asked for this as my graduation gift last January, but my mom had problems with the cost of the camera. So I had to wait till she get the buckeroos. THANK GOD FOR THE PC SHOW. The price of the camera went down to a thousand bucks (about a few hundred dollars cheaper)! CHEESE. :D
9:51 PM
Friday, June 12, 2009
My posts are getting stupider everytime.
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This holiday's fucken the wall.
I haven't been giving myself a proper rest since holidays started. Going out everyday not only sucked out all my energy, but it sucked out all my money too. Urghh. My ass and my wallet deserves to stay at home today. Besides, mom's coming back from Macau this afternoon. She wouldn't be happy if she doesn't see her beautiful daughter in the house when she gets home (okay, whatever). :]
I seriously don't know what to blog.
Neil: What are you doing?
Me: Trying to blog. But I have no idea what to blog about.
Neil: Blog about SUPERMAN.
Urhhhh, okay?
I think Superman's gay. HAHAHA. He wears a super tight red underwear outiside his freaking bright blue women tights, and a pair of red boots to match his brief. And don't you ever wonder why even after battles, his hair would still look perfect? If I didn't know any better, I'll say he carries a comb with him everywhere he goes. And every time he flies by a building, he would stop to fix his hair and talk to himself.
"Oooh, I look hot."
"You're superman's coming, baby."
"This sexy thing's gonna whip your ass, crooks."
Okay, okay. Neil didn't exactly mean SUPERMAN. He meant another thing. Hahaha. But I'll keep my mouth shut about it. x]
Damn, I should get some school work started...
12:32 PM
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Fastforward to November, please?
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
I got super excited when I saw this in youtube.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
I got super excited when I saw this in youtube.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
12:44 PM
Monday, June 8, 2009
Man, that noodles is taking a long time.
Oh, I love Mac webcams. :]Okay, this blog seriously need a decent worth-to-read update. Fast.
Singapore Idol? SCREW IT. I didn't go for the audition.
School? SCREW IT. It's holidays, baby.
Nvadowgbufruoejan? SCREW YOU. You're making me say nonsensical things now.
Man, this kinder bueno tastes good. HAHA. Okay, that was random. I'm hungry, faggots. Everything and anything tastes good to me at moments like this. My maid's currently cooking food for me, so my stomach's finally gonna be in peace in a few minutes. Yum...
Do you know that the hard end of your shoelace is called an AGLET? I learned that from watching "Phineas and Ferb" on Disney Channel this morning. HAHA. Turns out, cartoons aren't so stupid after all. They are actually very educational. I mean, seriously. I would have just stuck that hard thing inside the hole and never knew what it was called (huahuahua, that sounded so amazingly sick).
Okay, whatever. This post is getting stupid.
12:27 AM
Friday, June 5, 2009
wth was I THINKING?
FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS.
FUCK, I THINK I'M GONNA GET SICK.
FUCK...
I JUST JOINED SINGAPORE IDOL.
FUCK, I THINK I'M GONNA GET SICK.
FUCK...
I JUST JOINED SINGAPORE IDOL.
10:37 AM