myonetwothree

Bye burning candle.

2009-12-04T22:07:00.000+08:00

When I say it's over between us,
I MEANT GET A LIFE.
Stop stalking me from reading my blog.
Stop asking around on how I've been since you last talked to me.
GET
A
LIFE.

Imma change my blog URL soon.
No more updates after this, but will let you guys know my new site once it's done.
JUST FRIENDS, NO STALKERS.
This has been up for more than a year, and it's about time I change it.
Nah, won't delete this for the sake of the memories.
But you losers better not drool on my archive and remember those days we were still connected, shoo.

I'm being random again, uh-oh.

2009-11-30T23:55:00.006+08:00

Most of the blogs I've went to have this weird way of blogging.
PICTURES WITH WRITTEN QUOTES...
BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS...
ONE PROFOUND SENTENCE STRUCTURED POSTS...
Emo is fucken IN now.
One snap and BOOMXZXZXZ!
The world was filled with black-polished nails and messy punk hairstyle
mcm got sabotaged by mojo jojo.

I'm waiting for my fat boyfriend to finish doing his work.
Then I'll receive his nightly phonecall and we can go to sleep together.
No, not "sleep together" as in have some slutty intercourse or something.
Just literally SLEEP TOGETHER. Geez.
I ain't in the mood to wear my bunny outfit tonight. Wtf. HAHA.

Tomorrow's the first day of December...

so tomorrow's December 1st, duh.

1234 HIGH FIVE MY ASS, LOSER.

2009-11-27T23:44:00.005+08:00

I think I've abandoned this blog for way too long.
Nong nong agooooo. Pfft.
If you can't say LONG, just don't say it. HAHA.

I'm starting to have scars on my left arm.
I wanna scream like how the sims do when they burn their kitchen.
Med creams are not working either.
They're just staining my skin like cums. Pfft.

That didn't come out right in my mind. xD

Kay, so today is a public holiday.
People crowded orchard like there were some free starbucks giveaways.
I squeezed myself through people's B.O.s to get to places.
Wanted to buy some stuff, but saved the money to pay Isk back.
SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, ISKANDAR. -..-

I'm getting addicted to GTA. xD
TALK ABOUT RANDOM. Hahahah.
Since mom bought me a new PS3, she bought me a game too.
How I wish she bought Hero Band instead.
But she said that'll be for next year.
She still couldn't get over my $6000-worth 18th birthday party. -..-

Kay, I think I've updated enough.
It's time for some Ella-time again.
Now stop thinking some sick stuff, you mofos. xD

Let's get wasted, honey.

2009-11-20T14:20:00.000+08:00

I'm currently sitting on my lecturer's table using my laptop.
CALL ME COOL, COS I KNOW I AM. xD

See. Behind me's the project closet. HAHA.

I've also plugged my laptop to the speakers.
So now I'm blasting songs in my studio.
Edwin (lecturer) is keeping his mouth shut while grading our paper models.
Oh, how peacefuuuuul. :]

We're suppose to be in the workshop now doing our wood models.
But our woods were part of the paper model exhibition.
Can't take them till Edwin finishes his grading.
See how he can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. -..-

I FUCKEN MISSED MAC BREAKFAST.
I woke up late, so I arrived mac at exactly 11am.
I watched the staff remove the breakfast menu out of my sight.
TALK ABOUT HEART PAIN.
After that I slashed myself infront of their faces.
No la. xD

Okay, heck it.
I'm going to take my wood and get started with my work.
No time to spare since I'll be busy this weekend getting drunk.
And giving Jamilah a wedgie everytime she attempts to whine. xD

Oh well, cant think of a title.

2009-11-19T23:22:00.004+08:00

I'm totally moving away from the emo world.
I have issues with black-polished nails. HAHA.

Saturday night would be Urbandub's gig at youth park.
Then Isk's expensive chalet at downtown.
Hardcore dancing. Drinking. Partying all night.
JYEAH, THAT'S THE LIFE.

Saw this group of bimbo minahs at Admiralty station today.
Trying to diss an auntie by asking her what time is it.
There's a fucking big clock at the platform, you loserfucks. Pfft.
"Auntie, what time ah? I'm cool so I make other people check the time for me."
*giggles behind the auntie*
FYS, you hairy shitballs.

Oh, I'm gonna have another photoshoot next Tuesday.
I'm gonna photoshoot for the January issue of Teenage Magazine! xD
Surprisingly, only 4 people were chosen from the entire school, me being one.
They like to nominate me so much for such spots, idk why. -..-
Oh well, I'll get CCA points anyway.
And I'll be exempted from my whole afternoon class. x)

But people, seriously ah...
STOP CALLING ME MISS POPULAR. -..-

Not pleased. Not at all.

2009-11-16T00:30:00.006+08:00

Girlfriend waits for boyfriend's phonecall all night.
Boyfriend finally calls, drunk at 12midnight.
Boyfriend wants to go to sleep.
Girlfriend let's him go to sleep, missing yet another nightly phonecall.
All alone in the evening, as always.

"I can't talk on the phone too long, babe. My class starts early tomorrow"
I didn't know it changes with ol' alcohol.
"What the hell. Screw school. Let's drink all night long."

Naggy naggy naggy me.
I should get used to this shitty cycle by now.
I should just let him do whatever he freaking wants to do.
I ain't his mother, for god's sake.
So stfu, Ella. Seriously, stfu.

I guess I should just scrap "phonecalls" as my favourite part of the day.
What's the point, really?
Is it too much to ask? Idk anymore.

E71 rocks my balls.

2009-11-13T09:59:00.003+08:00

This is so awesomeeeee.
You wanna know why?
Cos i'm using my awesome phone to create an awesome post!
Kay, maybe not so awesome. -..-

Well, i was planning go all emo in the post.
But my excitement killed it. Pfft.
I dont even know how this would come out in my blog.
All i know is that i'm typing through my keypads.
Grr, okay. This is getting stupid.

Grape. Honeydew. Apple Mint.

2009-11-09T03:12:00.002+08:00

I can't sleep.
No, not because I'm bothered or trying to be emo.
I just can't sleep, fullstop.

Since I'm free, I decided to improve on my project due in 6hrs.
I'm naturally a perfectionist, till poly came into my life.
TIME CONSTRAINT'S A BITCH.
It stops you like how your momma does when you try to steal her kuih.
It's a one painful, painful way. HAHA. xD

Kay, let's talk about my Saturday night.
3 sheesha flavours, 1 tower of Heineken, 12 bottles of Hoegaarden,
100% FUN.

Okay, on to my next project. -..-

Not as corny as kernel.

2009-11-07T02:16:00.009+08:00

Boy: Everytime I wake up, I want your face to be the first thing I see
so that I can give you a kiss straight away.
Girl: Then every morning would be perfect.
Boy: I'll wait to get a perfect morning. :]

People tend to get mushy when they're inlove.
ELEHHHH! Again. Hahahaha.

Kay, time to sleep. :]
Tomorrow's a busy dayyyyy.
Wake up at 10am.
Work till 6pm.
SHEESHA ALL THE WAYYYY. :D

Another day for another sucker.

2009-11-06T01:03:00.003+08:00

People do mustache, I do unibrow. x))

I have two submissions on Monday,
and I just started on one today.
BEAT THAT! xD

Me gonna turn a candleholder into a two-layered tier.
Me gonna write a visual diary of my daily life.
Me gonna kill Dumbledore for not allowing the use of magic in the muggle world.
I love you, vinitha. xD

Mom finally paid me back for the $100 she owed me.
BEING AN ART STUDENT AIN'T CHEAP, YEH KNOW.
Other than the bigbig $$$ you surrender to the school every end of the sem,
there's still moreeeeeeeeee. MUCH MORE!
I blame her for supporting me into going to that course.
Ever since, she has to pay for every school supply I buy. HAHA.

No, not spoiled. Just being a kid to a mother. x]

I'm so lagging behind my school work and I'm blogging.
Fuck me. Pfft. -..-
I'm only 10% done, for the sake of holy cows.
I still have to do some moulding, painting, writing, photography and sketching.
And designing, duh. LIKE, DUH?!?!??!
Bimbos in the world should die. HAHAHA.

Let me be emo for one minute.

2009-11-02T00:29:00.002+08:00

I DON'T LIKE THIS FEELING,

NOT ONE SINGLE BIT.

I want something so badly, I can't have it.
A phonecall would help, but where are you?

Maybe I should take up skating...NOT!

2009-10-31T16:06:00.002+08:00

I know K and Neil's gonna kill me for this.
But I simply can't get started with my work.
I have like PILES of assignments to finish, and all I can think about is going out.
Sentosa with the rejects?
Night safari with K and group?
Clubbing with Jamz?
Lepak at Neil's place?

No, I'm staying home.
Sooner or later, I'll get the push that I need.
Maybe if someone strips infront of me.
Nah, I'm out of whip cream.
WTF. Hahaha.

"Holy cooooow!" xD
I like the word, shut up.

Bored, so I'll just share the skate night drink out last Tuesday. :]

My blog's officially contaminated with Rico's ass. Pfft.

I'll transfer skate night pics next time. Heh.

2009-10-30T01:55:00.003+08:00

I'm hungry.
But I'm too lazy to get my ass to the kitchen. Pfft.

Yeh know what's so cool about my schedule this sem?
ME GOTS NO SCHOOL EVERY FRIDAYS! :D
Well, that's cos we're too awesome to be in school.
THAT, and cos our lecturer moved our friday class to mondays. HAHA. xD

But I didn't tell the people in my house that.
Cos if they find out, they're gonna ask me to do errands for them on fridays.
Which I don't wanna do, duh.
DUH? DUHHHH.
Geez, another bimbo in my way. xD

Tomorrow, I'll be watching two movies with two different group.
One's free, one's not.
Free one's not interesting though, cos it's about Micheal Jackson. -..-
I'm just going cos it's (sound like jamilah) FREEEE! xD
Kay, I better stop before she introduces me to matreps. HAHAHA.

HOLY COW,
have you seen me in my school website? xD

HAHAHAHAH. Lecturer had to project it on a big screen just to show me...and the class. -..-

This is so cool.

2009-10-27T02:21:00.001+08:00

How about that, he called.
He woke up just to say goodnight. Aww. :]
Guess we have this strong connection.
ELEHHHH! Hahaha. xD

Kay, I can sleep in peace now.
Nites, world.
PS, SHARON KANG IS THE SUPER MOST AWESOMEST WIFE EVUH.
Would you read my blog 10 times a day? She would. :]

Oh well. -..-

2009-10-27T02:10:00.002+08:00

IRRITATED.
I slept at 10pm and told Neil to give me a wake up call at 11pm.
An hour later he called me 14 times, but I couldn't wake up.
Eventually, I got up at 12midnight and called him back.
No one picked up.
Assuming he was busy, I went on doing my model sculpture due tomorrow.
Every hour, I give him a call.
No one picks up.
CB, 1:30am I started complaining to Isk.
Only to find out that NEIL IS ALREADY ASLEEP.
Grr. Seriously, grrr. =/

On the lighter note, I got 11 new illegally-downloaded movies from Isk today. HEHE.
He's not just any ordinary police man.
He's a corrupted cop. HAHA.
Thanks for bothering to skate all the way to woodlands just to pass 'em to me.
You're sexy. Very. xD

I guess I should try to sleep now, eh?
I've only got a couple hours of sleep last night. Pfft.
Sleeping now would have been much easier IF NEIL WAS AWAKE. -..-

Is that Shrek behind? He looks confused. HAHA.

Fuck this title box.

2009-10-24T00:04:00.002+08:00

HAHA.. Fine, call me thick-skin. xD

And yes, my wallpaper's spongebob and patrick. Heh. :]

I know it's a friday night, but I thought of sleeping early.
Wake up before noon tomorrow and start doing my damn projects.
Apologies to Bernard for skipping St James tonight.
I was all dressed up too, but I had some last minute projects to rush.
Design School's a bitch, doncha know?
ASK ZANN! xD
Sumpah, next friday. :]

Today what happened ah?
Oh, I WENT TO SCHOOL LORXZXZ.
After that, I WENT TO QUEENSWAY LORXZXZ.
After that, I TRAINED HOME LORXZXZ.
And then I slapped a bimbo for getting in my way. HAHA.

I'm losing my daily viewers again.
Bal? Ann? Glam? Vinitha? Aminah? Nick? Shams? Sharon?
KAU DI MANA?
NI ZAI NA LI?
ASAN KA NA?
WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU?

Punch me to sleep, man.

2009-10-22T02:01:00.002+08:00

I guess everything's calm and alright now, eh?
Finally. Geez. -..-
The world is sometimes such a pussy place to live in. HAHA.

I have a class at 8am later on and I'm here blogging. Pfft.
Guess I'm this happy that matters are starting to make sense to both parties.
Yeh, even a hater can be happy too.
Look at chuckie. He's a toy and he killed men.
Yet, he's still smiling like a motherfucker.
IT'S THE SATISFACTION, BABY.

Push me, and then just touch me, till I can get that, satisfaction, satisfaction.
*does some stupid techno dance*
Benny Benassi is a loserfuck. xD

Oh, and I finally got my laptop backkkk!
Sent it for repair a week ago because it's making it difficult for me to play my games.
Got it back this afternoon.
Switched it on.
Opened L4D.
Played for the next half an hour in the waiting lounge. HAHAHA.
Well, I was just making sure it won't crash again.
Until the witch ate the crap out of me. -..-

Now for an Acer Crystal Eye Webcam picture.

Clearer that stupid Vaio, eh? xD
And no, I didn't curl my hair. It's an aftermath of a freshly removed rubber band. x]

Hold your cums, people.

2009-10-20T23:20:00.010+08:00

I don't hate you.
I just hate the fact that you dislike me so much for who I am.
If being true to myself and to others is a crime,
then sue me.
And if you have doubts about my friendship with you,
I can't do anything about that.
Ily, man. That's no lie.

You can just be a real bitch sometimes, yeh know. Hahaha.

I'm suppose to be doing some sketches now,
but instead I'm watching Spongebob episodes on spongebob.com
I'm cute and adorable, what to dooo? HAHA.
Keenan's practically ditching me now for ditching him for ol' squarepants. Pfft.
You have to understand that I love him more than you, dude. xD
HAHAHA. Kay, kidding. Later you stuff my asshole with chili padi.
That ain't nice. -..-

I want to go on an imaginary journey like the Rugrats do.
I'll imagine that my maid is a pig, and then...
Oh wait, I don't need to imagine that. HAHAHA.
But I guess a baby's gots to do what a baby's gots to do.
Loserfucks. Hahaha. xD

I'm so random, I can kiss myself. Pfft.
ADI, BETTER SIT BESIDE ME IN CLASS TMR AH.
Don't stuck up and sit at the front with your dusty laptop.
Teacher's pet. Hahaha.

Another day another bullshit.

2009-10-19T23:52:00.011+08:00

I think Imma change my blog link soon.
Too many unwanted guests visiting my page.
Don't think I don't know, you shitholes.

Anyway,
I've changed my way of blogging because Ruff said that long paragraphs are boring.
Pfft. It's not fun to constantly press enter every full stop, dude.
Like this.
See how irritating this is?
Everything just looks longer now.
Like this.
Plus this.
And another.
Kay, now I'm getting irritating. xD
But not as irritating as having the same blogging layout as Jamilah. -..-

I've made up my mind on how to deal with those insecure dudes around me.
DONT GIVE A MIDDLE FINGER ABOUT THEM.
If I'm a friend to you, then great.
If not, then I'll fuck off your life.
But it'll be so much better if you have the balls to say it straight to my face.
Than acting like some tough pussy behind the computer bitching about me.
Oh well.
Dragons have blown out fire.
I'm burned.

Now for a commercial break...

Cute, isn't she?
I just took this like 5mins ago out of boredome. HAHA.

Time to leave the cyber world and screw Luke Skywalker in my dreams.
He has some really sexy sword, yeh know. HAHAHA.

No picture? Like I care.

2009-10-18T03:01:00.009+08:00

Q: What's the diff between a female snowman and a male snowman?
A: Snowballs.

Not funny? Kay, try this one.

Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis…even a thought can raise it.

Hahahaha. I'm sick, whatever. xD

This will be my last proper update before school officially starts. Well, that's cause I'll be out tomorrow night and I don't usually blog when the sun's up. By the time I get home, I'll prolly be crawling myself to bed, preparing to wake up at 6:30am the next day. Pfft. Oh well,
it's a eat-shit-flush-eat cycle.

I know this is random, but I just wanna voice out. There's this dude who thinks the world revolves around him, and it's getting fucken irritating. Pfft. I mean, seriously dude. You're not the only one who can lick the wall and get away with it. News flash, my friend:
you ain't God.

Geez. People nowadays think too highly of themselves. Get over yourselves, fucktards. -..-

I'm so bored, I can slap someone for no reason.

2009-10-17T02:05:00.003+08:00

You wanna know what I think?
I think this world is made up of people who were born to make your life miserable.
Lovers cheat.
Friends backstab.
Classmates bully.
Parents control.

Oh well,
I guess this is some game of survival shit.
Somewhat a real-life L4D.
And you know what I'm gonna do about it?
Ftw and drink.
I'm already stealing/mixing mom's beers and tequilas now. xD

Babe, please behave yourself at St James. -..-

Bored? Go FTW.

2009-10-13T02:54:00.003+08:00

Okay. My laptop has exactly 34 minutes left before it completely dies. The charger's in my room, and I'm too lazy to get up the couch and get it. Besides, it's fun to watch something die right infront of your eyes. Hahaha. And I'm too engrossed with watching The Simpsons. xD

This will just be a quickie. No, not a give-me-pleasure type of quickie. Stop thinking sick. -..-

It's 2:41am and I'm bored like fuck. Maybe I should steal my mom's leftover beers in the fridge and make my night more exciting than this. But then again, she might force the can right inside my ass if she finds out. Pfft.

My mom smokes.
My mom drinks.
My mom goes clubbing more than I do.
My mom is not acting like any typical mother do, and I love it. xD

Kay, now Homer's dissing Barbara Streisand with Marge's bra. Oh, I love Homer. Hahaha. 15 minutes left. Nites! :D

We tend to say stupid stuff when we're bored.

2009-10-12T00:40:00.001+08:00

There's this fat ass guy stalking me.
Adding me in facebook.
Messaging me online.
Trying to contact me in all ways he know best.
I wish all my ex-boyfriends burn in hell.
HAHAHA.

Well, except Russ and JM. They're nice to me till now. Ily, losers. :]

I can't believe how many boyfriends I've had since the first. Well, JM was the first and we were only 10yrs old that time. Hahaha. Yes, we were a very cute couple. Giving each other love letters and all those mushy crap. Till the day he randomly went "yeh know, this is stupid. let's break up". From then on till now, we were bestfriends. HAHAHA. Well, we were young. xD

Ex-boyfriend count: 6. -..-

Wait, why on earth am I talking about my ex-boyfriends? Pfft. It's like listening to your grandmother tell stories about WW2 and how she survived by hiding under her husband's big ass. I guess I better end here. Neil's home, FINALLY. :]

Imy, babe.

2009-10-10T19:07:00.006+08:00

Look at my timetable. This would make us spartans, Adi. Hahaha.

I finally found out the solution to my automatic-shutdown lameass laptop: A FAN.

I'm old-fashioned so I didn't use the laptop fan you tech geeks are thinking about. I used my standing fan in the room and faced it straight to my laptop. HAHA. Adore me for being resourceful. Now it doesn't shutdown by itself anymore! *smiles at Aminah's laptop* Huahuahua.

Vinithaaa, I cooked my brunch all by myself today! Kay, maybe it's just a couple of chicken franks cooked in butter...but nevertheless, I COOKED! The plus part is, IT WASN'T BURNT! Hee. It tasted kinda horrible though, so I dipped it in cheese. Adore me again for being resourceful. Kay, now I'm just pushing it. Hahaha. xD

Hans called me horny today.
I called him horny too.
Mika disagreed that I was horny.
So I said only horny people would know it's fellow horny men.

HAHAHA. But seriously, I'm not horny. Not today. Kay, wtf. xD

It's fun when no one's drunk but everyone's high.

2009-10-07T22:37:00.005+08:00

I'm so fucken bored cos my mom prisoned me home for the day. Grr. Argh. Roar.

I woke up at 12pm.
Turned on my laptop.
Opened Cafe World.
Played all day long.
Fuck, I am NOT a loser.
Shut up, you.

There's a problem whenever I play L4D. Halfway, my computer's gonna crash and my game will be gone. Pfft. But does that stop me from playing? No. Screw it if this spoils my laptop. Muahaha. xD

Kay, enough. My purpose here was the post the pictures from yesterday's Cuscaden night.

All in all, it was one unforgettable night. Especially those scenes which only we should know about *winks*. Heh. And maybe it's just me, but I think I ate more than I drank. Pfft. Excuse the hungry girl who hasn't had her dinner. SCREW YOU SOTONG BALL FOR COMING LATE. I was craving for you. Tsk.

Ily, crispy chicken and potato wedges. :]

Btw, my wallpaper's patrick star.

2009-10-06T01:54:00.002+08:00

I switched from nokia to samsung to nokia in less than a month. Pfft.

From having the same ol' crappy phone for two years to having two extra spare phones. Wow. My mom can get very generous sometimes. Awesomeee *tries to sound like Jamilah*. Hahaha.

Today's been kind of a bad in a good way day. Ah, me no wanna talk about it. Sorta acted like a pussy when I cried my way home. Huahuahua. It must have been entertaining for those dumbtards in the bus to watch me cry like I just lost my ice kacang over a fat ass little boy. Pfft. Atleast everything's alright now. :| :]

I deserve a sloppy kiss tomorrow for making me cry. Hahaha. Ily. :]

Tomorrow night will be Cuscaden night for me and the sexy losers. ISKANDAR ISMAIL, you better be there or I'll burn one can of Baron's right infront of your eyes. Muahaha. Plus, if you come, you'll have me as a companion on your way home! Kay, maybe it's the other way around but... HEE. :D

And I just learned that FML meant Fuck My Life. I'm slow, whatever. -..-

Elmo loved you long time.

2009-10-02T00:03:00.002+08:00

I'm just waiting for the "Time Traveller's Wife" to finish buffering, then I can ftw. Thanks to Aminah, I suddenly had to urge to download movies from the net. Oh well, atleast this can help me put myself to bed. OOHLALA, I rhymed! Net... Bed... Geddit? Pfft, you're slow. Fys.

I'm actually lying down now, with my laptop on my tummy. I'm too weak that I can't even sit up. Thanks to my dad, I've caught his cold. Pfft. Mom suddenly got worried for no apparent reason, and sent me to the clinic on the first night I got sick. She can be really cute sometimes. Hahaha.

This is what's irritating when I'm sick: my posts gets boring. Pfft. Kiss my ass.

I'm bored, so stfu. Huahuahua.

I deserve a slap, world.

2009-10-01T14:28:00.004+08:00

Time passed, and everything slowly fell to their own positions on the ground. Sometimes I wonder, "what if?". Pfft. As if THAT's gonna change anything. Questioning myself always end up messing my brain even more, without any good progress to my life. Besides, it's all over now. I chose to run away and be a coward. Fuck me.

I'm not good in being a friend to you, though I promised to be. For some reason, I grew afraid of talking to you. Afraid that I might say the wrong things and screw this whole shit all over again. But do remember that I'm still here for you, always and forever. So be strong, you.
I didn't love a pussy. *winks*

You got me staring at your picture, booger.

I still can't believe it's almost 3am. -..-

2009-09-29T02:37:00.004+08:00

Ironically, after deleting the link from my msn personally nick, Jamilah and Ida landed here in my blog. Oh damn, I got myself some stalkers! Close your eyes, count to 100, and try to catch meeee. Huahuahua.

I like hitting back the karma, so I decided to bloghop myself and search for their blogs. I managed to find Sallie's, Jamz's, Ida's and Eunice's. HAHA. I can play 007 as much as you guys like, baby. Tag, I'm your next stalker! Hahaha. Kay, lame. xD

- Sallie's blog is very serious and full of hatred. You need some love, honey. HAHA.
- Jamz's blog is so hiphop, I could already see her in baggy clothes and bling-blings. xD
- Ida's blog posts are so short, it's as if every update she makes she goes "Omg, I can't believe I'm telling this to the world. Better keep it to two sentences and make them wonder.". Hahaha.
- Eunice's blog is filled with cooking stuff, I can't help but wonder where's the recipe for my birthday cake? Where is it, mamaaaaa? You no bake for daughter, daughter bake your ass. HAHAHA.

Boo! Imma spam your tagboards. Muahaha. xD

Me. Isk. Eunice. Sallie. Ida. Jamilah.
Excuse the police boy or he'll arrest you. Be scared, be very scared.

Now I'm legal to be legal. HUAHUA.

2009-09-28T15:32:00.001+08:00

I was suppose to blog last night, but ol' whiny Jamilah suddenly got the mood to talk to me on msn till two in the morning. Pfft. She can be one blabber mouth, that girl. Mimimimi. HAHA.

I've got the pictures from my 18th orgasmic birthday celeb, world. The initial plan was to make it a semi-formal party with just music, booze and dancing. Weeks passed, and it became more and more grand. Blame my mom for being the perfectionist one. It kinda turned out to be HER ideal party. Pfft. And stop saying it was like my wedding night, Jared. One day, I'll make you shut up with my rainbow coloured guitar strings. Huahuahua.

Clearer, bigger and more pictures in facebook. :]

Thanks for all yeh sexy people who came. For those people who haven't got me a present, you still have time to get me one. Screw you if you think I'm gonna let you off that easy. Hahaha.

Seriously, get me that present. xD

How do I feel? Old.

2009-09-24T19:19:00.004+08:00

Happy 18th Birthday to ME. :]

Busy busy bumble beesy preparing for the party tomorrow.
Holy geez, I hope everything turn out alright.
SEE YOU SEXY PEOPLE THERE!
Next update would include the pictures from the party.
Hooray to being legal, mofos.

No longer a lameass with a lameass phone.

2009-09-21T14:36:00.002+08:00

I'm all dressed up now and ready to go out, but mom is taking her own sweet time putting make-up on and curling her hair. Pfft. Mothers. -..-

Me gonna go shopping later for my birthday party this friday. It's like IN FOUR FUCKEN DAYS! Ohemeffgeeeeee. I can still remember dragging Sham all around Orchard trying to look for a birthday venue a month ago. Oh Imy, booger. Hahaha. Ironicly, my party ended up nowhere near Orchard. It ended up where all the orgy swimming pool and all the orgy theme park and all the orgy resorts are. DTE, baby. Hahaha.

My previous lameass Nokia phone's in the bin now, btw. HOOHA. Mom gave me an Omnia, which is wayyy more sexy cos it works like an iphone. Hee. Ebrahim is downloading songs for me now to put as my ringtone. Me gonna make Cash Cash my message tone. HAHAHA. I'm gay, what can you do? Fys, yes. :]

Oh, mom's done. Lemme take a screenshot of myself before I leave.

Byeeee. *points middle finger*

92 pairs sold, kaching kaching COMMISSION!

2009-09-18T01:30:00.009+08:00

Kay, this is cool.

Gassy drinks are like THE SEX now. I don't know how many freaking times I farted at my workplace today while all the customers were scattered around me. And it wasn't even those silent ones. It's those loud mcm motor bike type. Huahuahua. The cool thing was, no one could hear my fart cos it was so god damn noisy at my workplace. Be jealous, be very jealous. :]

Shaw House had the most clever idea to have a fucken sale just for today. Made me work from 8am to 10pm, those dumbtards. Argh. And there's this girl who replaced Jamz for the day while she was stationed at the men's shoes. Firstly, I think she's a China woman. Secondly, I think the words "China woman" already explains by itself.

China woman: What time closing? *clasps two hands together to show door closing*
Me: 10pm. *points middle finger to show her that I understand english very well*

Kay, maybe I didn't fuck her off. But I wish I did. Pfft.

I think I should stop dissing China women. They are talented, mannn. Without them, there are no good noodles in this world! Kay, here I go again. Pfft. Hahaha. I think I should just end here before someone stabs me with a pair of chopsticks at my asshole.

I bought this for $1.50 cos I didn't wanna get the KFC chicky meal.
Yes, I'm a Spongebob fan. Fys.

Hello, lameass post. :]

2009-09-16T01:20:00.004+08:00

I turned off my laptop at 11:30pm with all intentions to sleep. Called Neil, and for some reason was forced back to come online. Pfft. So here I am, mofos. Back to the cyber world. -..-

I'm taking the morning shift for the whole week. Grr. My boss who loves to eat noodles had the clever idea to make alternate shifts with me and Jamz. Oh well, atleast I'm back to my afternoon shift next week. THIS WEEK, I get to listen to Zat's band practise for their gig on my birthday party. Hehe. I know it's suppose to be a surprise, but wth. You can't say no to my cute face. xD

Kay, I'm bored. Let me share you a song.

I know it's kinda gay, but I won't deny that the song's pretty catchy. Hahaha. Oh well, I like the song. If you have a problem with that, fys. Lalala. Kay, another song.

Have you ever seen a group of losers who perform like a rockstar?

I swear. Their faces makes me wanna shit in my pants, but their music's pretty cool. What the hell's happening to the world, man. We're like getting invaded with a group of Hannah Montanas. -..-

Oh, I didn't plug in my laptop? Pfft. The charger's like 2ft away from me laaaaa. LAZY. I'll just end the post here before my battery goes flat. Huahuahua. Chow, charsiew pao.

Boy: Stop being cute. You're making me want you so badly.
Girl: You fell inlove with me because of it, so don't stop me.
Boy: I didn't fall inlove with you simply because of that. I fell inlove with you cos I got attracted with the whole you.
Girl: AWWWWW, BABE? *smiles* If only I'm beside you now, I swear I'll give you a million kisses. And I'll hug you till the sun rises and sets again.
Boy: I'd love that. You're making me smile so widely at my computer screen now. Pfft. -..-
Girl: Cos you're making me do the same thing! Hahaha.

Cute couple. Very cute. :]

Enough hating, world.

2009-09-15T13:54:00.000+08:00

DELETED.
Kay, I'm calm now.

To those who read the hate post, just forget I even wrote/said any of that. Everyone agrees that the post wasn't ME. Geez, I ain't a runaway kid who hates their parents. I'm just a normal kid with a normal parent. I mean, whoever said that family relationships are perfect? Pfft. Not even God would agree with that.

Kay. Where are my happy lameass posts, demmit? Rawr. I'll try to get the ol' Ella back by tonight. Imma go out now and ftw. Byeee.

I can't think of a title, so whatever.

2009-09-13T01:04:00.008+08:00

I can still feel it, your hands wrapped in mine. :]

I swear, I'm bloated. Geylang food gives me the orgy.

Took an off for tomorrow. Asked sexy Neil to replace me. Hohoho. So me gots time to sleep, shop and eattttt. Yayness! Heading to Eastcoast tomorrow night for dinner. Me likeyyy. :]

Saturdays can be such a bitch when you're working. Tiring, man. But Jamz and I managed to sell 11 pairssssss. BOOYAH. Met Neil after my shift to pass him my time card, then had Zat to drive me home. Heh. And Isk, me gots rum chocolate for you laaaa. But you chose to skate. Pfft. Oh well, your loss. Rumdeedumdeerum. :D

Kay, I have a joke.

There's this man.
He was walking la.
He was in a happy mood, so he hopped around like there's no tomorrow.
Then ah...
HE SLIPPED ON A BANANA PEEL!

Oh look, I'm blabbering to myself again. Hahaha. I think I need a Mcflurry. Kay, no link. Fys.

EBRAHIM SHAKIR, YOU BETTER TAG AH.
Or Imma hurt you real bad, your momma's gonna sue me.

Moolah is moolah.

2009-09-11T01:54:00.005+08:00

If I bring home my time card, am I screwed? xD

I don't leave my time card at work cos there are million others there. Kay, maybe not exactly millions. But A LOT, nevertheless. So to avoid any confusion/loss/headache in finding it every morning, I bring it home. Ah, they're gonna pay me at the end of the month anyway. They'll see my time card by then.

Besides, my "boss" Lisa's in China. Eating noodles. HAHAHA. Kay, stop. I'm not racist, okay Isk. Pfft. -..-

Work's been alright so far. Standing up for seven hours straight is one pain in the ass though. Oh well, atleast they pay well. And it's pretty cool to climb up the ladder whenever I need to reach the shoe boxes at the storage room. Makes me feel like I'm Tarzan. Oooohwahwahooohwahhhh. Kay, that was an example of a perfect failure in making the Tarzan sound. Fys and shut up.

Uh, I still have work tomorrow. Shouldn't I be sleeping? Pfft. Chow, charsiew pao.

I have a hot pink Kate Spade wallet.

2009-09-09T01:37:00.015+08:00

Before anything else, I just wanna tell my dear Aminah that YOU'RE ONE HELL OF A WOMAN. Maybe you just don't see it yet, but you are. So cheer up, okay? I'll be with you throughout the journey. :]

I was so bored, I tried to reach my mole with my tongue. EPIC WIN.

I know this blog is suppose to be my personal diary or something. But the way I see it, IT'S NOT. Pfft. This is more like a source for people to laugh at my lameass and pussy personality. Oh well. Go ahead and laugh, world. Laugh like you just saw three little girls beat up mojo jojo. -..-

I was out at 5pm and home at 9pm today. PURE GAYNESS. Four hours? Pfft. I would have stayed out longer if I could, but I could see mah money attempting to do a disappearing act soon. Argh. I NEED TO CONTROL WHAT I BUY, MAN.

I see food, I buy.
I see cute accessories, I buy.
I see a naked man in a bow tie, I buy.
Kay, maybe not.

WTH. Kinky siaaaa. Huahuahua. Grr, I'm being so random. On to the next topic. xD

Tomorrow will be my first day at work with Jamilah. She's pretty excited about it, I have to say. I think she has this plan in her mind to rape me behind the stack of shoe boxes or something. HAHA. Don't worry, girl. I'll bring some whip cream for yeh too. Kay, wtf. Hahaha.

Oh, look! It's 09/09/09! Hahaha. Kay, now get over it. Pfft.
PS, my new wallet's sexy. It's HOT PINK. xD

With great friends, everything turns out alright. :]

2009-09-08T01:36:00.009+08:00

See. You have to write about them first before they decide to tag you. Pfft.
Oh well. I still love you, Sharon.
And you, Vinitha.
And you too, Bal.
No. Not you, Baldymort. You gots no nose, go away.

Kay, time to update.

Sunday, really didn't do much. I was finally able to send out the invitations to my mom's friends. For MY friends on the other hand, facebook did the inviting for meh. Hahaha. Oh, the convenience. But now it's kinda flooding everyone's notifications, eh? SORRIIEXZXZ. xD

Today, went to Neil's place. Made him buy me THREE Oheyas (be jealous, for I eat a lot but never grow fat). Watched Terminator in his fucken sexy wide screen TV. Went to Tekong to meet the rest of the dumbtards. Slacked till 10pm. Took the bus home. Had Isk to send me to my lift, as always (you're the best neighbour evuh). Now, blogging this shit down.

Ze dumbtards. :]

I can't wait to start working. I need some moolah, baby. It'll be a new experience to work with Jamilah. I bet it's gonna be one pain-in-the-ass job with her around. Hahaha. Oh, I love you goof. See yeh on Wednesday! xD

Kay, Aminah's pestering me to go to sleep. Pfft. Chow, charsiew pao. *flash credits*

Say hello to random.

2009-09-05T21:59:00.011+08:00

I'm getting addicted to this song like EFF. No, I mean LIKE FUCK. Yeeeh, that's more like it. Oh the satisfaction of being vulgar for no reason just to piss everyone off. :]

Busy busy bumble beesy today. Hahaha. Kay, what the FUCK was that. Pfft. Anyway, I was doing so much stuff today that I didn't even had the time to sit down my toilet bowl and shit. Grr. Oh well, atleast now I got my birthday dress ready. Yes, I'm gonna wear one fucken long gown on the 25th. It's my time to shine, mofos.

How much was everything?
Kaching! Kaching!
500buckeroos, baby. HAHAHA.

Kay, enough about me. Now let's talk about me. *points middle finger*

I have noticed how many readers I have but VERY few taggers. Pfft you people. -..-
Yes, YOU Sharon.
Yes, YOU Vinitha.
Yes, YOU Ann.
Yes, YOU Bal.
Yes, YOU Abdul.
Yes, YOU Neil.
Yes, YOU Voldemort.

No, Voldemort's in Azgayban. Don't mention thy name or he'll kick thy ass.
Argh, now I need to shit. Seriously. Chow, charsiew pao. I'm good in rhyming, eh? Now, fys.

Heart-shape no more.

2009-09-04T03:15:00.007+08:00

SOMEONE BETTER FUCKEN STOP ME NOW. STOP ME FROM FUCKEN WRITING ONE FUCKEN LONG POST ABOUT HOW FUCKEN SAD I AM BECAUSE OF HIM.

Woah. Chill, girl. Hahahaha. The world's not gonna end tomorrow, so relax. -..-

Oh, how about that. Nick just smsed me. Great timing, dude. Hahaha. Atleast now I can channel my thoughts somewhere else. And you sounded so cute when you went "what happened? why you injured? don't go for the party tomorrow" to me when I told you I'm bruised. Hahaha.

You mofos wanna see my bruise?

That's the back of my knee, if you mofos were wondering. I seriously have no effin idea where that thing freaking came from. It kinda just appeared on my leg like how the babies in Sims pop out of nowhere in a crib. Neil had to poke it so many times till I was able to feel it. Pfft. And everyday, it becomes blacker and blacker. Now I can feel a lump inside. Should be some blood clot or something. Or maybe I'm gonna die soon. Ftw. Hahaha.

Woaw, my smsing craze with Nick just turned back the channel to Mediafuck.

Nick: You seem to be so cheerful on the outside.
Me: Well, we have to let go sooner or later. Bad stuff comes and goes. That's just how it is, yeh know.
Nick: But I know deep inside you're still hurt, right? Atleast a bit.
Me: Nah, no point. Just forget about all the shit and move on, man. Makes life so much easier.
Nick: You trying to be strong, huh?
Me: Truthfully, "trying" is the furthest I can go. I've never actually reached the "strong" point. Oh well.

I think I better end here before I say something else that'll be seriously fucked up.
PS/ I just squashed a fly on my computer screen, so now there's smudges of blood on it. -..-

Ain't no one's gonna screw mah September.

2009-09-03T02:25:00.000+08:00

What the, you wanna know what I just realized? -..-

I was bored enough to look through my Archives moments ago, and realized that I've been talking/thinking about the same ol' dude for the past two months plus. Pfft. How clingy can I get over one dude, eh? Oh well. I guess today's the day it all goes away. *takes a shot of alcohol*

Kay, Imma start this whole change shit thing tomorrow when I get home. Neil's forcing me to sleep now. Pfft. Byeee.

Thanks to Neil, now I know how to play this song in my sexy geetar. Oooh lala. I LOVE YOU, THANKS! xD

"We said what we feel, then we stop ourselves. And just walk away."

2009-09-02T01:13:00.000+08:00

I'm having a sore throat, but I ate choki choki.
I'm having a sore throat, but I drank alcohol.
Now what? Now I have no voice again. PFFT.
It's a good thing I decided not to smoke tonight, or else I'll be dead by now. -..-

I don't really have the mood to blog now. I just wanted to dedicate this song to all those mofos out there who couldn't care less.

I wish you've stopped me from walking away and swept me off my feet. Oh well.

Fuck, no. Not another one. -..-

2009-09-01T01:52:00.006+08:00

I think I've waited too long for something to happen.
I'm an inch away from giving up.
Fuck it, maybe I should just give up now.

Oh well, people change. Things change. Feelings change. Shit happens, so live with it. Pfft. This thing happens all the time for the past eighteen years, so I don't really give a middle finger anymore. Sometimes I wish I could just change what I feel too, yeh know. Rawr, fys.

For what it's worth, it was great knowin' yeh dude. It's a waste you never did/say anything to make me stay. Oh well. :]

Anberlin was so worth my time, mannnnnnn. I had to rush all the way from Tampines to Powerhouse at 10pm just to see 'em. Oooooh, they make me wet in my undies. HAHAHA. Kay, maybe not. But they were really good, nevertheless. WE ARE WHO! WE ARE WHO WE AREEEE!

Moshpit. Fucken moshpit. Some dude hit Neil on the face real hard that his lips bleed. Argh. Don't worry, little Neil. Imma kiss your booboo for you. Hahaha. What the. xD

Today, went back to my ol' secondary school for Teacher's Day. I came an hour late, so almost all the teachers already left by the time I arrived. Pfft. Oh well, atleast Mr Ng was still there. The sexy botak man is still alive and hairless! :D

Kay, now I'm bored. Fys. Thinking of going back to Coral on friday to get 'em Roti Kirai. Yummm. Hahaha. Stall 7 auntie would see her loyal customer again. :]

PS/ September is here, mofosssss!

I learned to be happy from being unhappy.

2009-08-30T03:21:00.006+08:00

I seriously need to chill. Past few days have been a total pain in the ass. Those mofos. -..-

Winnie the poohsy taught me not to care about the world even if you're a gay bear with no pants, so Imma follow his teachings and don't give a middle finger about people's criticizing eyes. But then again, I could just stop wearing pants too. Hah. You wish.

Anyway, I deleted my previous post. I didn't really bother to read anything I wrote that day till just now. Geez. Someone should have stopped me that night. Now everyone knows my weakness. Pfft. Shoo, go away.

In other news, I missed the past two nights of baybeats. Arghhh. No matter what, I'm NOT gonna miss tomorrow's. I'm having flu now, but who caresssss. It's bad enough I missed West Grand Boulevard and Taken By Cars. I can't miss Anberlin, fuck. I'm just gonna bring with me some panadol or something and drink it down with a can Baron's. Yes, I'm killing myself. Huahuahua.

Graduation party last Thursday was pretty cool too. Made three rounds to the buffet, grinded friends and strangers, drank King Robert's at the SP rooftop and had a b-b-b-blast. Took the train home with Rye and Zac, and got home at 12+. After that, mom opened the door and the first thing she told me was "You party too much. I rarely get to see you home in daylight". Hahaha.

Abdul, the sexy biker. Ooh lala~

We made the impossible possible.
We were able to fit Aminah's size 7 heels to my size 8 and half foot. xD

Aminah wanted to do this to my hair really badly.

So I looked like a fucken CEO. Be afraid, be very afraid.

This was the part where we boogied like Micheal Jackson.
No, not really.

Kay, I've talked too much. That's enough to compensate for my one week of blog absence.

Btw, it's holidays baybehhhhhhhh. :D :D :D

Happy birthday, Sal. :)

2009-08-23T02:04:00.016+08:00

Typecast's concert was sexy, oh-so sexy.

We watched with Baron's. :)
We made friends with the band.
The bassist dedicated a song to me and Rico.
The manager asked for my email. -..-

Fucken SBS bus schedule made us miss the last bus, so Irfan had to pay for our cab fare home. We would've tonned, but we all have stuff to do the following day. Thanks again, dude! :D

Got home. Argued with Sham. Went to bed.

HAHAHA. Sham can be such a bitch sometimes. I guess that's what makes our friendship so interesting. Eh, booger? -..-

Now, this is some gay video Abdul sent me. This is seriously some gay shit. WATCH IT!

I thought of thinking what I thought I was thinking.

2009-08-21T13:01:00.016+08:00

Me l-l-love this song, baby.

Oh, it's a friday already? Hahaha. Kinda lost track of the dates, s0rriiexzxz. Pfft. Kay, Imma try my best to update.

I think I only went to school twice this week? Haha. Screw the world. This sem's gonna end soon and Imma party my ass off. We're gonna play James Bond and sneak in some alcoholic drinks inside the CF party. Huahuahua. No? Yes? Fys.

Oooh lala, I'm inventing my own acronymn now. FYS = Fuck YourSelf.
No, not Foo Yong Sheng. He might give me an F and make me repeat his module. Pfft. -..0

Kay. Decent update la, Ella. -..-

Wednesday, submitted HTI journal. Fucken printer. FUCKEN PRINTER. D:
Thursday, had my FDS crit. Fucken alarm clock. FUCKEN ALARM CLOCK. D:
Tonight, Imma rock my ass off at Typecast's concert at Esplanade. Fucken mosh. FUCKEN MOSH. :D

Oh, and I went out with Sham, Sha (?) and Azril (?) last wednesday too. Heh.

(all the pictures are in my fb)

I can't get started with my semestral portfolio, demmit. -..-

Farmville's getting addictive. -..-

2009-08-18T01:45:00.008+08:00

If someone wants to call someone, that someone will call that someone.
If someone doesn't call, that someone should stop hoping that someone would still call.
Yes, let this screw your head.

Pictures are piling up in my laptop. I just uploaded 4 new fucken albums in facebook, geez. I can't find the time to blog since I've been kinda rushing so many projects these past few days. I'm suppose to be doing work right now, actually. But I ain't in the mood, clearly.

Quick update, cos I wanna get some sleep. Sleep it off, baybeh. Just sleep it offff.

Saturday, rushed to get my GC work printed out at bras basah. Went back home to get changed then went to meet Eb and the rest at Marina Square for his birthday dinner.

After that, cabbed down to Sentosa to meet Neil and the rest. Jim Beam and Absolut were already gone when I came. Pfft, duh. They started drinking at 5pm, and I arrived at 10pm. Since everyone was already drunk when I came, I decided to drink the whole bottle of Chivas left. Orgasmicccccccc. After everything, took bus back with everyone to Yishun. Isk sent me to my lift cos Kepok and Wak couldn't be bothered. Home at 4am.

Sunday, dinner with mom's friend. Shrimp Scampi gave me a piece of heaven, baybeh. Ooh lala. After that, went strolling around Ion AND FOUND OUT THAT THERE'S NOW DUNKIN DONUTS IN SINGAPORE. Sexy? VERY.

Wow, that was a boring post. Hahaha. Fuck you, go away.

That's what you get with scraps.

2009-08-14T05:31:00.004+08:00

Huahuahua. Blame boredness.

Kay. So it's like five-ish in the morning now, and I just finished doing my moothah fuckah 3D model. Pfft. This is the fifth consecutive night I haven't slept, mannn. Don't ask me how I survived, cos neither do I know. -..-

So far, I only have a few things left listed in my To-do List:
1. Finish my GC typography assignment and get 'em printed out by Saturday morning.
2. Get my GC sketchbook and scrapbook done by Monday.
3. Start on my HTI journal due on Wednesday.
4. Settle my semestral portfolio before the 24th.

I swear to my sexy hot pants that when this semester ends, I'm gonna party like no one has ever party-ed evuh before. No la, not worse than Paris Hilton. Wtf. -..-

I'm having second thoughts whether I should go for the bbq at eastcoast later tonight or stay at home and do my work. Argh you, school of design.

Youtube's getting sexier.

2009-08-12T03:51:00.008+08:00

It's like four in the morning and I'm blogging. Pfft. I should be sleepinggggg.

Screw the world. I just finished doing 70% of my 3D model. I'm taking a break after not sleeping for more than 48hrs. Roar. Class starts at 8am, which leaves me about two and a half hours to sleep. Eat me.

I'm falling inlove.
With an old song. Huahuahua.

I kinda put my ipod on shuffle, then this song suddenly played while I was on my way home.

Oooh lala.

Btw. HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY, AMINAH!
I think I'll just share the same wish as Neil: I hope you grow taller this year. Huahuahua. Loveyeh, babe. Goodluck on your presentation later. I promise to pay attention, no matter how sleepy I am. Haha. Rock my bra off! :D

I.S.R.S.L.Y.

2009-08-11T04:03:00.011+08:00

I'm around 90% done with my cutting. As a whole? About 20% done. Or less. -..-

This 3D thing is seriously pissing me off. It's not easy to trace and cut 100pcs of templates, dumbshits. And when I say 100pcs, I really mean one fucken hundred. Urghh. Due in three days, and I haven't even started on stacking them up. Pfft. Oh well, I'll fuck the world on thursday with the final piece.

Another thing that pissed me off is this dude. ARGH. Seriously, would it really kill to be a bit more sensitive? Tsk. You're seriously making me dislike you. I don't want to, but you're making me. You're no fun no more. -..-

The most irriating part in hating this dude? I simply cant. What to do? What to doooo? =/

200 miles away from home
200 miles beneath this lake is where my heart belongs
But you don't care at all
You wouldn't even smile if I were screaming, as the water filled my lungs
You demand to be chased for your love
My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long
But you don't care at all
There's nothing I can do to draw you close to me

Can you take this silence like a pill so I can breathe again?
I've been trying to ignore the best parts of you
But I'm still hoping that I'll be with you somehow
Somehow

Please be home tonight
I'll die if I don't get a chance to make this just right
I'm sorry but I can't forget about the way I feel
Every time you're here

What would it take for me to be with you
I swear I'd rip my heart out if you said you'd be impressed
Please be impressed
I'd go so far to please you but I bet you wouldn't care at all
Hopeless love please leave me
This broken heart is far to weak to run for you this long
Why don't you care at all?
I'm dying for a place in your heart.

Hopeless love, why did you carve your home in me?
This broken heart is too weak to hold your weight
And now I regret the day we met
And help me forget your name

Put me to bed, fools.

2009-08-09T02:38:00.026+08:00

I wanna go to sleep, I really do. But I don't wanna go to sleep just because I'm bored. That sucks. So Imma be gay and talk about what I've been doing for the past few days.

Friday, went to shisha and drink with friends at Arab Street. Been a long time since we all hanged out. It was Ate Viel's birthday, you see. Her (shhhhh)th birthday. HAHAHA. Darn it. Oh well, I did promise her that I won't tell anyone, so Imma be a good friend and keep my mouth shut.

*coughtwentycoughtwocough*. Oops. Huahuahua.

Beck's pissed me off, btw. Ate Viel told me it was a strong beer, but to me it tasted like water. Roar. I drank water beer, dumbshits. And it cost $33 per bucket. -..-

Saturday, went to find more places for my upcoming birthday party. Got lost on our way to Eastcoast Parkway. Argh. Took us about 2hrs to find the stupid place, wtf. Even on our way back, we still got lost. Pfft. I ain't gonna go there anymore without a car, demmit.

Got home with all my mom's friends scattered in the living room. They were kinda drinking and getting drunk, but I was too tired to join 'em. So I decided to just play around with Rocco, Tito Ramon's son. :D

Kay, I've done enough talking. If you wanna see all the pics, they're in my facebook. I just upload some of 'em here since I'm too god damn lazy to upload 'em all, duh. Not happy? Screw yourself real good that you forget your purpose to live and kill yourself. :]

Burn, you bitch.

2009-08-06T17:30:00.006+08:00

- I havent slept for the past 31hrs.
- My stress level in school has reached beyond maximum.
- Mom continues to pester me with my 18th birthday party. -..-
- Keenan had to call me a bitch 5678905 times early this morning before he got his peace.
- This irritating slut has been bitching happily about me for the past few days.
- And she's stupid enough to do it when I was just behind her.

PFFT YOU, WOMAN. I have no time to bitch you back. I have a life. -..-

I have so many reasons to hate how my week is turning out. But I also have my reason to smile like nobody cares in the world. :]

30 minutes left before I can go home and sleep! :D

Sell me your diploma.

2009-08-03T01:08:00.002+08:00

Procrastination is a bitch.

Have I done my typography assignment for GC? No.
Have I started on my 3d mock up for FDS? No.
Have I finished my powerpoint slides for OC? No.
Can you stop me from whining? No.

Urgh. For some reason, I blame it all to my spoiled mouse. ARGH YOU, MOUSE. Because of you, I lost my mood in doing all my school work. Why did you have to break yourself when I need you? You think you're cheap? You think you're easy to live without? Well, fuck you.

I'm scolding a non-living thing, wtf. -..-

*searches some crazy facts from the net*
Me: Ma, do you know that when you put a goldfish in a dark room long enough, it will eventually turn white?
Mom: DUH. Try staying in a dark room and see if you don't turn pale.
Me: ARGH. Okay. -..- Do you know that the word "stewardesses" is the longest word you could type using only your left hand?
Mom: Okay.
Me: You could try to sound a bit more interested, you know. Pfft.
Mom: I'm eating, don't disturb me.

GRR. I need a more attentive mother, please.

Baron's, come to mama.

2009-07-31T23:51:00.000+08:00

Oh well, I'm bored again.
And the boredness is getting worse by minute.
KISS ME NOW, before I get even more bored and kiss you back.
Wtf? -..-

Yes, some guys just simply don't get it. Like, dude. DUH?!

Click to enter title.

2009-07-29T23:13:00.018+08:00

Got home at 10pm. Had a bowl of soup for dinner. Turned on my laptop. Signed into MSN. Received immediate complains from THREE different people regarding our FDS assignment. -..-

So before I start complaining myself, I decided to blog first. Huahuahua. I'm doing this for the sake of my readers, so screw you for thinking that I'm a lazy arse. Yes, arse. Not ass. I harve the uhccent. SHUT UP, YOU.

Restaurant City is so sexy now, baybeh. Me wanna learn how to make an espresso and chocolate milkshakeeeee. TRADE WITH MEH. Oh, and please stop fucken gay-hugging me in Pet Society cos I've already stopped playing it a long time ago. My house should be invaded with my own poop by now. Huahuahua. Sexayyyy.

I wonder what you'll say when someone enters your house and they see a poop on the floor. Hmm?

*steps on the shit*
Guest: Awww, demmit. Your dog did it again. -..-
You: Urh, yeh. The dog... Stupid dog...

Kay, wtf. Even my dog doesn't shit on random places in the house. He knows where his toilet is: at the back of the kitchen. Yes, KITCHEN. Come my house and eattttttttt. :D

Sham, you should remember to remember next time. Always remember when it's a wednesday. Remember, okay? Remember means don't forget, DUH. And screw your friend Khai for bullying me. -..-

You could tell that Aminah's bored when she starts sharing you youtube videos.

Funny though, cos I laughed my arse off. Huahuahua.

I'm hungry. FEED ME.

2009-07-27T15:59:00.014+08:00

They should really start building schools that doesn't require a passing grade to get promoted. That'll so rock my balls off. -..-

I exploded one SILENT BUT SMELLY fart inside the school's cubicle just now that the girls thought someone was shitting inside. Huahuahua. I couldn't help but laugh by myself when one girl screamed "OMG!" and ran out of the toilet. I'm amazing, I know. *insert smiley face*

Well, I didn't do that intentionally. The egg and ham I had for breakfast was a bitch.

I'm suppose to be doing some work right now, but instead I'm blogging. Fuck me. After this, I'll prolly play some L4D and kill some mutha fucken zombies or something. Not really in the mood to draw since that's what I've been doing till 2am last night. -..-

Kay, I'm getting bored. And I miss someone. If you think that it's you, then you're being too confident. But if you think that it's YOU, then you're right baby. Pfft.

See yeh in September, Paul.

Now I wish I'm casper.

2009-07-23T03:42:00.005+08:00

WTF.
I'm locked inside my own room. The door won't fucken open. It's freakin fucken JAMMED. Thanks to this, I might just miss my morning class later. Mom wouldn't call the locksmith cos she doesn't have cash with her right now and she's too lazy to withdraw money at three in the morning.

I can't get out, world. And I need to pee.

It sucks when you can't see the stars at night.

2009-07-22T23:36:00.000+08:00

I am bored. Bored, I am.

I'm currently waiting for the stupid Van Wilder to finish buffering. I'm in the mood to watch some pornographic comedy movies tonight. Huahuahua. Shush, you. -..-

I didn't go to school today. Mom refuses to let me out of the house since my fever went up to 38.9 last night. Pfft. But, no worries. I'm alright now. Cough's still a bitch though, BUT I COULD BE BITCHER. Kay, wtf.

Berat bebankuuuuu
Meninggal kanmuuuuuu
Separuh nafas jiwa kuuuuu
Sirnaaaaa

Kay, I'm singing this malay song again, wth. Pfft. Well, this is the ONLY malay song I know. Excuse me for being so excited about it. I learned this back in sec 1. Performed it to the school during national day, requested by my form teacher. I had to learn how to sing it AND play it in my guitar. -..-

Oh. Speaking of my guitar, me gonna quote something me likeyyyy. :]
"the last time i had show-and-tell was back in 2007; i remember ella bringing her guitar, and she performed a cover of avril lavigne’s “keep holding on”. i was up right after her, and the improvised three minute tour of my creative 256mb mp3 player (i had always been a procastinator) paled in comparison. this was one of the many incidents which convinced me to pick up the guitar, and i told myself that if there was ever another show-and-tell, i’d definitely make amends and do it right."

AWWWWW. I'm glad I gave you that slight push, Jar Jar Binks. :D

The "NOT" breaker.

2009-07-20T18:07:00.002+08:00

Kinda lying down on my bed right now. I can't stand up, cos my headache's killing me. Last time I checked, my temperature was 38.3. To top it all, I'm having a serious case of cough. Boys, screw me now before I die. -..-

I think I should start creating my Last Will and Testament.

My clothes goes to my sister.
My jewelries goes to my mom.
My guitar goes to my brother.
And all my underwear would go to my dog.

*insert stupid face*

Yeh wanna see some emo gay fuck I found in the net? HAHA.

I'll name this Keenan and Abdul.
That's what you get for spamming my facebook. Huahuahua.

Damn this fever. I hope I wouldn't have to cancel plans again like today. :(

Farewell to summer.

2009-07-19T01:27:00.004+08:00

I'm getting sick of thinking.
I'm getting tired of waiting.
I'm getting pissed because I feel what I feel.
This has got to stop.

Goodbye.

I've been quite productive today. Though I woke up at 3pm (HUAHUAHUA), I managed to get 90% of my work done. No, not all the 15 things listed below. No, not even one of the 15 things listed below. HAHA. It's just a huge part of ONE of the things listed below.

Fuck you, stop criticizing me. -..-

Mom went shopping at Courts today. Say hello to a brand new LG flat screen TV! :D
No, I'm kidding. She only bought a microwave.
Fuck you, she really DID buy an LG flat screen TV.
Confused? Good.

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs.
Moral of the story?
A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

It's not my fault you have a dirty mind. -..-

Somebody please shoot me now.

2009-07-18T01:27:00.006+08:00

To-do List:
1. Finish all the exercises in my BDC workbook.
2. Add more stuff to my BDC sketchbook.
3. Get my FDS tesellations done.
4. Get started on my damn ONOW reflection essay.
5. Take 4 new self-portrait pictures for next week's VAS printmaking.
6. Finish up my OC individual powerpoint presentation.
7. Design my GC logo.
8. Have a freaking idea how to start on my HTI powerpoint presentation for Wednesday.
9. Glue that mutha fucken Escher 3d model together.
10. Update my VAS journal.
11. Update my FDS journal.
12. Get started on my semestral portfolio.
13. Gather up as much information as I can to do my GC scrapbook and sketchbook.
14. Have the mood to start on my HTI journal.
15. GET ALL THESE DONE IN FOUR FUCKEN DAYS.

Yeh wanna know what I've done so far for the past two days? Yeh really wanna know how officially PATHETIC I am? Well, here yeh go.

5 BDC exercises.
And I still have 11 more to go. -..-

I need some redbull.

2009-07-16T17:58:00.007+08:00

I'm currently having a terrible case of cold and headache.
H1N1? Hell, I hope not. -..-

Six classes are home quarantined for the next 7 days 'cos some fool was said to have H1N1. Unfortunately/Fortunately, my class was in one of 'em six classes. Rumour has it that this was the first case in SP too. Pfft, how lucky of me... -..-

E-learning was never fun. Admit it.

Yesterday, met up with Sham. He made me wait for his confirmation for 4hrs, and another hour and a half just to arrive City Hall. He sucks, yes we all know that. And no, you're not adorable. But it was sweet of you to write one BIG "Sorry Ella :(" with permanent marker in your arm before meeting me. I bet everyone in the train saw that. Huahuahua.

We ate. We talked. We reminisced. We laughed. We slacked. We bumped into familiar faces. We made fun of people. We posed for tourists taking videos/pictures. My phone ran out of battery.

Demmit, I should remember to bring my handphone charger to school next time. This isn't the first time I ran out battery while I was still outside. Pfft.

WQ: hey ella, do you have valerie's email.
Me: (gives val's email)
WQ: is she online?
Me: yeh.
WQ: okay, thank you.
Me: why suddenly you so nice sia? fuck you.
WQ: FUCK YOU BITCH!
Me: that's more like it! HAHAHA.
WQ: HAHAHA.

Kay, time to do some work! *winks*

Keep swimming in your own ocean.

2009-07-13T20:51:00.003+08:00

I think I know what he's thinking.
I think he knows what I'm thinking.
Ugh, what's the point of even thinking when you know it's only a thought?

Emo? Fuck, no.

Demmit, what's with kids and blasting musics from their phone? USE A FREAKING EARPIECE LA, DUDE. It's not really that hard to use, yeh know. Just stuff that long thing in the hole and let yourself grooooove. Tsk. Stop thinking dirty, you stupid matrep. -..-

Our FDS project fucken fucked the fuck out of me last night. Slept at 4am with only 80% done. Pfft. Sham said it looks like a mess. Stupid sham. SHAM MAT SHAM SHAM MAT SHAM MAT MAT. xD

Kay, I've talked enough. It's the pictures turn to talk. Pfft, as if. This is not harry potter. -..-

Summary? Went to CCK to do project. Then went to Acres for our CIP thing. Left early to meet family, then went to cousins' house at Sengkang for dinner. Btw, all of these pictures were taken yesterday. Hahaha. Except the last one. That's last friday, during Antoniette's birthday. :]

"-..-" is way better than "-.-"

2009-07-12T02:30:00.003+08:00

It's 2am, and I would have to meet Aminah later at Choa Chu Kang at 9am.
Fuck the world.

I'm still waiting on the luck I'll get in return for the good deed I did (deed I did? HAHAHA). Where is it ah, whereeeeeee? It's like waiting for your char kuay teow to be served to you. The suspense is killin' mehhhh.

Yesterday went to Antonette's 18th birthday. Cool parteh, if only I brought my bikini with meh. Huahuahua. Nah, I don't wear 'em. I'd rather wear my undergarments and jump into the pool. Urh, that was a lie. My pants are on fireeeee. Hahaha. Kay, lame. Wtf. -..-

Party wasn't bad. Made a few earthlings friends there, including her mom. Hahaha. Cabbed home with Jordan and Sam at 11ish. Izzat couldn't drive me home cos he doesnt know the way to Sentosa and he was on his way to his gay cousin's party at bedok. PFFT. Dared to steal Neil away from me too. Tsk. IRRITEEEEHTING SIAL.

School? SCREW FDS. It's starting to bug me. 3D models are so effed up. Tss.

Na, happy? Pfft, like FINALLY.

Very wordy. Wordy, indeed.

2009-07-09T23:49:00.008+08:00

I have an a-m-a-z-i-n-g story to tell. LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE, OI.

So around 9pm, I head back home from meeting friends in Woodlands. When I got out of Yishun MRT, this person accidentally dropped his/her wallet infront of me. I didn't see who the person was. All I heard was the loud thump of the chunky wallet falling down. So I picked it up and searched for the person who dropped it. Weird, but no one looked at me. -.-

Saw this dude a few metres away walking fucken fast, so I thought maybe in his rush he was the one who dropped it. I HAD TO CHASE HIM LIKE I WAS SOME SORT OF A PSYCHO STALKER, CB. In the end, he wasn't the owner. Pfft. He suggested on giving it to the passenger service. In other words, I had to go ALL THE WAY BACK to the MRT. Had to run too, cos I was hoping that the wallet-less person is still there.

Queued up at the passenger service. Mind you, the queue was long. Tss. When I finally reached the emo-red-and-black-uniform lady, this woman behind me suddenly freestyle/butterfly/dolphin/backstroke/whatever-swimming-manouver to me and told me that it was hers. WTH, COULD HAVE TOLD ME EARLIER??! So she thanked me, blahblahblah about her wallet being lost for 15mins, and went home.

Do you know what was inside the wallet? Yes, I peeped. Hehehe.
2856275 folds of $50, 4567898765 folds of $10, and about 2 credit cards.

AREN'T YOU PROUD
OF HUMBLE OL' ELLA? :D

Eh eh eh. Let me show you the Trexi toy I designed this morning during FDS. Huahuahua.

Cute or what? HAHAHA. I like the hair behind. Mcm KUNG FU. Hahaha. Kay, I'm lame. -.-

Say NO to vulgarities!

2009-07-08T20:02:00.011+08:00

Happy 1st Year Anniversary, bloggiexzxzxzxz!

Been a year, eh? I feel like it was only yesterday, I was eating boogers for breakfast. Yes? No? *points middle finger*

Sham told me not to be vulgar, so Imma talk like an angel sent from heaven from today onwards. If I want to say vulgarities, I'll use characters. Can? Okay. *shines a halo on top of her head*

My "dress day" turned out to be very uncomfortable. Pfft. I know it's not the first time I wore a dress to school, but today was just different. Idk, don't ask me. Ask that huge plaster sucking out all the blood coming out of me ~~underneath~~. HAHAHAHAHA!

What the %^*()*&^%. Disgusting la, Ella.
(Hey, I'm good in this i-will-not-say-any-more-vulgarities thing. *shows a %^@# proud face*)

()""'()
.( " , ) ..... l"\/"l
(")_(") ..... \_/

HAHAHAHAHA! The most random picture out of all the random randomness. Act cute only ah. It's like those stupid love bears you send to people via sms because you're too %^()%@# poor to afford a handphone with MMS. xD

Okay, I should really stop dissing the innocent little earthlings. They might attack me one day in my sleep and stuff yellow-backlight handphones in my mouth. Huahuahua.

()""""()
( " , ..)
(")_(")
"HELLO, @#$% YOU."

Tomorrow, I'm gonna wear a dress. -.-

2009-07-07T23:38:00.009+08:00

I didn't have intentions to blog today, but what the hell.

This morning, went to the Army Museum for our ONOW class. For a moment, it made me wish I was a guy going into NS. Huahuahua. With all the shooting, parachuting, shaving bald, having 10 guys sleeping in the same room, seeing different colour/shapes/sizes of dicks everyday...

STOP RIGHT THERE, MISSY. Your imagination's getting too far. -.-

I was kinda touring myself around though. Didn't understand a fucken word that ol' man was saying. I was looking at this, touching that, playing with this and that. Okay, now YOU're the one imagining stuff. Pfft.

Ah, screw story-telling. I bought a thousand-dollar camera with a purpose.

I'm gonna wear a dress tomorrow. Fucken OC presentation. -.-

Fuck you, lightning.

2009-07-05T22:01:00.002+08:00

Ooooh, everyone's asking me out today! I'm simply irresistable, I know. :]

To RG; Sorry, dude. I'll try to come by your church next week, aite? TRY. Hohoho.
To Neil; You guys have fun watching lame-ass indonesian movies in your living room. Huahuahua.
To Wei Quan; I WANT THE ALCOHOL, MANNNN. But I think I had enough alcohol for this week. We'll drink at your house this friday, want? :D
To Glam; You don't deserve a special message. You were only planning to use me for two hours. HAHAHA. Kidding! Loveyeh. xD
To Sham; OH, HISHAM. MY OH-SO HOT FRIEND, HISHAM. Fuck you.

HAHAHAHA. No la. I will see yeh tomorrow, dude. Remember to TOOT your TOOT tomorrow, okay? My reputation lies on your fucking hands.

Screw those people who told me tomorrow was a holiday. Fucken YOUTH DAY doesn't mean it's a fucken holiday, dumbtards. Maybe for the little earthlings in secondary school, but not for us. We ARE young, but we're not THAT young to celebrate being young. Geddit? Foshizzle my nizzle, homie? Damn you.

Let's talk like a niggah.

"Dang, I'm so tight! Ain't no one gonna beat mah style. Imma hurt them real good with mah blingz. I got mad skills like nobody down the hoodz. Ya herd? Imma bounce yo."

STFU, baggy people.

Me and my oh-so colourful mind.

2009-07-04T23:59:00.000+08:00

Tinesh: someone told me that the good looks of a person depends on how good their parents fucked.

Me: really? we should start early, then. practice makes perfect.
Tinesh: HAHAHA.
Me: speaking of which, why do they even call it a BLOWJOB when you don't actually blow?
Tinesh: true. hahaha. should be SUCKJOB then?
Me: yes, it shoulddddddd.

If anyone here's under 18, close this window now. Hahaha.

Tonight, I went to Geylang. Paid a guy to give me everything I wanted. Oh yes, he sure did. I watched him do the thing he does best. He was fast and clean in doing it too! Yeh, eating at Geylang with reliable waiters rock balls.

Think dirty only ah? Fuck you. HAHAHA.

Eh girl/boy, haven't I told you to close this window? Go watch your fucken Naruto or I'm gonna tell your mother. HOHO.

Omg, I ROCK. insert smiley face

2009-07-04T01:07:00.004+08:00

Boy: you wanna catch a movie on friday night?
Girl: yeh, sure.

Screw you "dating couples". You're occupying too much seats in the theatreeee. I want to watch transformers laaaaaaaaaaa. Just go and make out under a block or something. Pfft. -.-

YOU JUST RUINED MY MEET UP WITH BUMBLE BEE.
Go to heeeee....aven. TSK. See, bumble bee taught me not to be rude.

FUCK YOU. He hates you too. Huahuahua.

I was being bilingual today during our Basic Drawing Class (BDC, duh).
Chinese: WO AI WO because wo shi zhe ge fang jian zui piao liang de nu ren. :D
Malay: AKU CINTA DIRIKU because akilah pompan yang paling lawa dalam bilik ini. :D
English: I LOVE MYSELF because I'm the most beautiful girl in this room. :D :D :D

Yeh, everyone was telling me to shut MY MOUTH and MY EGO up. Buhsterdssssss. Jealous la, ah?.

Okay okay, this one is a HARDCORE TRUTH. Like, 100% no lies. Ready?
I'M FUNNY.
Oh yes, I am.

*~~does~~ tries to do the fast tongue-movement*
FUCK LA.

I just screwed your world, fools.

2009-07-02T13:46:00.004+08:00

Seriously, how could you NOT love us? :]

Me: dude, you want my last chicken?
Keenan: EAT IT.
Me: i'm full, man. take it.
Keenan: wha---?! do you know that by not eating that, you're crippling Singapore's economy? and when that chicken decomposes, it would create global warming.
Me: fuck, it's just a chicken.
Keenan: EAT IT LA.
Me: demmit... -.-
(attempts to eat the last chicken left)
Me: ah, screw the world. i'm not eating this.
Keenan: there goes the chicken that would screw us all...

Dear Mcwings, could you be less filling next time? I don't want to be lectured by
Mr. Inconvenient Truth here anymore. Pfft.

Currently I'm in the studio, and it's still our lunch break. 10 more minutes and our Graphic Communication class is gonna start. Man, I love that subject shoo muchiexzxzxz. <3

Fuck, that was gay. Scrap that last part. -.-

I hope Izzat picks me up with his car again today. I could really use a relaxing ride home. Can zat, can? HUGZXZXZXZXZ. Muahahaha. Stop it with the zxzxz, ella. Seriously. -.-

I was laughing at my own art piece during our Ontography class this morning. HAHAHA. Kay, whatever. I didn't tell you to laugh too. Suck ass.

I'm against the NIKKISK combo.

2009-06-29T23:55:00.005+08:00

Meet stupid, excited, disgusted, and i-am-not-that-stupid-to-believe-you,-stupid. HAHAHA.

Turns out, there's a school worse than NYP. RP! 30 cases of H1N1? I think the government should start posting signs around Singapore for these people:

"Don't be stupid. BREATHE SAFELY."
or
"It should be Bernard's fault. Screw him."
Mwahaha.

So, it was the first day of school. Two words: SUCK ASS. I think Ontography is a hobby for those drugees in rehab. Atleast, it made me feel like I was mentally-ill.

Rule #1: You can't think.
Rule #2: ~~YOU~~ don't draw. The PEN draws. (I know, WTF)
Rule #3: Your face must be atmost an inch away from your face.
Rule #4: You can't close your eyes.
Rule #5: You have to draw like you have all the time in the world (eg, 10 seconds per cm).
Rule #6: The uglier it is, the better.

Apparently, that's called ~~ART~~. Man, I'm paying over a thousand buckeroos for this? -.-

For dinner, I ate LJS Combo, home-made tacos, and a slice of my sister's molten chocolate cake with two scoops of vanilla icecream.
Fuck, here goes mister brownie. BYE!

The first post he said he'll read. HAHA.

2009-06-28T22:20:00.000+08:00

School's gonna start tomorrow.
Fuck the world.

This is not fair, dude. NYP's resuming their normal lessons not till the 6th of July. Why ah, whyyyyyyyy? It's not our fault you people are infected. Don't screw us. Screw the people who exhaled in your air.

Kay, stop. Think positive.

SP has Pizza Hut. NYP doesnt.
SP has Subway. NYP doesnt.
SP has the mrt directly connected to the school. NYP doesnt.
SP doesn't have exams. NYP does.
SP rocks balls. NYP doesnt.

HAHAHAHA. Kay, enough. June might stuff me with vegetables in my mouth and kill me.

Ooooooooh, we ate at Chili's for dinner! Their mozarella sticks was oh-so orgasmiccccc (yes, ebrahim. O-R-G-A-S-M-I-C). Dessert? Fuck, HEAVEN. Chili's was my favourite restaurant back in Phil, and now it's here in Sing-ah-poh! It's located in Tanglin Mall. Yeh know, at Tanglin Road? HAHAHA. Kay, now I'm just being stupid.

PS, the sabotaged picture of my fucken maid FTW.

Yeh, I'm pissed off. DUH.

2009-06-27T23:59:00.000+08:00

Yeh wanna know what my maid is?
She's a blood-sucking mother fucker bitchy bitch who has no purpose to live but to fucken eat all the fucken food in my house and fucken stuff it in her ginormous fucken ass.

Anyone who wants to to marry her, call me. I would gladly let you take her away.

WTF, WOMAN? You always get me into trouble. And whenever I attempt to get you into trouble, you fucken burn all the food you serve me. FUCK YOU. Fuck your ugly ass boyfriend. Fuck yourself.

Kay, I've done enough fucking.

FUCK YOU. For you, it's never enough. Fuck, go and kill yourself. Just remember to call me when you decide to do it. I wanna watch you, and I wanna be there when you take your last fucken breathe. Fuck.

Stupid audience would read this stupid post.

2009-06-26T23:59:00.000+08:00

Helicopter
- When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
- The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.

FDS assignment? Check.
OC powerpoint presentation? Be patient, dudes. It's on the way.
Read Vitruvius Book III? Screw you, chapter five.
BDC workbook? Fuck it.
ONOW community service? Double Fuck it.

I'm obviously not ready to go back to school. Huahuahua. I'm asshole's specially ready to get screwed by Venkat on Tuesday. Damn. -.-

Oh, AMEN to Micheal J's nose.
~ xoxo

When the time to party comes, we roll.

2009-06-22T01:44:00.002+08:00

After all the breakdowns and headaches, last night's barbeque turned out to be a success! WOOHOO! It feels great to have arranged such a fun night. I'm awesome, I know.

There were many problems that came up at the very last fucken minute, but we were lucky to be able to pull it through. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED OUT. Geez, I know I was the organizer, but I couldn't have done this without all of your sexy help. :D

IT WAS DEFINITELY A NIGHT TO REMEMBER. :]

More photos: click me. :]

One month. :)

It's not ALWAYS bad to brag. :D

2009-06-16T21:51:00.006+08:00

Biggest news of all,
I'M AN OFFICIAL OWNER OF A CANON EOS 1000D!

Finally owning a DSLR feels so effin gooooooood. I asked for this as my graduation gift last January, but my mom had problems with the cost of the camera. So I had to wait till she get the buckeroos. THANK GOD FOR THE PC SHOW. The price of the camera went down to a thousand bucks (about a few hundred dollars cheaper)! CHEESE. :D

My posts are getting stupider everytime.

2009-06-12T12:32:00.004+08:00

This holiday's fucken the wall.

I haven't been giving myself a proper rest since holidays started. Going out everyday not only sucked out all my energy, but it sucked out all my money too. Urghh. My ass and my wallet deserves to stay at home today. Besides, mom's coming back from Macau this afternoon. She wouldn't be happy if she doesn't see her beautiful daughter in the house when she gets home (okay, whatever). :]

I seriously don't know what to blog.

Neil: What are you doing?
Me: Trying to blog. But I have no idea what to blog about.
Neil: Blog about SUPERMAN.

Urhhhh, okay?

I think Superman's gay. HAHAHA. He wears a super tight red underwear outiside his freaking bright blue women tights, and a pair of red boots to match his brief. And don't you ever wonder why even after battles, his hair would still look perfect? If I didn't know any better, I'll say he carries a comb with him everywhere he goes. And every time he flies by a building, he would stop to fix his hair and talk to himself.
"Oooh, I look hot."
"You're superman's coming, baby."
"This sexy thing's gonna whip your ass, crooks."

Okay, okay. Neil didn't exactly mean SUPERMAN. He meant another thing. Hahaha. But I'll keep my mouth shut about it. x]

Damn, I should get some school work started...

Fastforward to November, please?

2009-06-09T12:44:00.008+08:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
I got super excited when I saw this in youtube.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

Man, that noodles is taking a long time.

2009-06-08T00:27:00.001+08:00

Oh, I love Mac webcams. :]

Okay, this blog seriously need a decent worth-to-read update. Fast.

Singapore Idol? SCREW IT. I didn't go for the audition.
School? SCREW IT. It's holidays, baby.
Nvadowgbufruoejan? SCREW YOU. You're making me say nonsensical things now.

Man, this kinder bueno tastes good. HAHA. Okay, that was random. I'm hungry, faggots. Everything and anything tastes good to me at moments like this. My maid's currently cooking food for me, so my stomach's finally gonna be in peace in a few minutes. Yum...

Do you know that the hard end of your shoelace is called an AGLET? I learned that from watching "Phineas and Ferb" on Disney Channel this morning. HAHA. Turns out, cartoons aren't so stupid after all. They are actually very educational. I mean, seriously. I would have just stuck that hard thing inside the hole and never knew what it was called (huahuahua, that sounded so amazingly sick).

Okay, whatever. This post is getting stupid.

wth was I THINKING?

2009-06-05T10:37:00.002+08:00

FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS.
FUCK, I THINK I'M GONNA GET SICK.
FUCK...
I JUST JOINED SINGAPORE IDOL.

Evil is hereditary.

2009-05-31T22:24:00.004+08:00

I'm here again. Hah. I just want to show you guys something. Ready? Okay.

Mom was bathing him.
Mom was sabotaging his face.
Mom was making him look like an idiot.

Poor chester. ~XOXO

What the hell, blogger.

2009-05-31T14:28:00.002+08:00

UGH.
I don't know what's wrong with my blog, but I do know it looks effin wrong.
And to tell you the truth, I'm beginning to get pissed.
I'll change the whole layout when I have the time.
Just tahan this excuse-for-a-blog for awhile.

Whatever, I'm not a drunkee.

2009-05-30T23:01:00.004+08:00

No, I didn't have any whatever intercourse before I took this.

My brain refused to work along with me today, so I'm really behind schedule with things right now. TSS...

1. I was suppose to finish up my 500 words essay for ONOW this afternoon, but instead I only wrote 74 words.
2. I was suppose to take my 100 shots today for GC, but instead I only took 33.
3. I was suppose to finish up atleast 50% of my wire sculpture today, but I decided not to do anything and leave it 30% done.
4. I'm screwed for my HTI powerpoint presentation on wednesday,
5. ...my FDS crit on thursday morning,
6. ...and my GC journal on thursday afternoon.

FUCK.

It's a good thing that next week will be the official end of term 1. A well-deserved holiday is what I need now. THAT, and a few more shots of alcohol. Haha. No, I'm not an alcoholic.
I just drink solely to socialize.

Last night was great, by the way. Thanks to Jim Beam and Absolut. :]

When boredom strikes, strike it back.

2009-05-28T11:58:00.006+08:00

I just dropped by to say HELLO! :D

Actually, I was just bored. So I decided to take a webcam photo and post it up. Hahaha.
If you have a problem with that, FUCK YOU. Huahuahua. Loveyeh, bitches! :)

now where's that cigarette...

Wonderwoman's attached.

2009-05-23T16:42:00.004+08:00

Say hello to DRUNKEN DARYL. :)

I know he looks like crap, but I only had one day to do this.

Fuck, I'm home alone on a saturday. My mom and my two cousins went to work, my brother went back to camp, and my other cousin's out with a friend. Fuck, I'm home alone on a saturday...

On a lighter side, I finally get to rest after another stressful week in school. Man, I could honestly say that this week was the best and the worst week for me so far this year. Best, cos of someone (hee). Worst, cos of many things. Ah, let's not go to details.

Walking out of the lighter side again,
Last monday, our group lost the Panasonic Lumix...................

It was stolen in class when we were having lessons. There were 60+ students in the room, so we weren't quickly aware of its loss. We haven't found the crook yet, but we're gonna watch the CCTV hopefully next week. Idk, Derrick hasn't called us back. Ughh. Seriously, whoever that thief was better own up. Or else, he/she would receieve the worst karma anyone has every experienced. ASSHOLE.

Anyway, here are pictures from our last GC class again. This week, we focused on Studio Photography. THE LIGHTING FUCKED MY CAMERA REAL GOOD. :)